JMM

Jenny, 19, North London.
Phobia of ketchup, mayonnaise and other similar condiments.

 

I cannot stand it when people beat around the bush just to say one thing. JUST SPIT IT OUT! I’m not fucking Mystic Meg.

Literally got home from a 19 hour (3pm - 10am) shift 4 hours ago and I just got a call asking if I can come in early today instead of at 5 o’clock. WAAAAH!!!

adrians1:

there are girls bragging on my newsfeed about how drunk they are in bed and how their rooms are spinning at like 1:30am wow those girls are crazy!!! so wild can’t believe they stayed up so late

Gunna be one super fly bitch when my teeth are fully white. Cheers Dr George! 

Gunna be one super fly bitch when my teeth are fully white. Cheers Dr George! 

The good looking Irish man who works in the pub next to mine is fully on it. Knew actually doing something my hair for once would pay off.