JMM

Jenny, 19, North London.
Phobia of ketchup, mayonnaise and other similar condiments.

 

I think I’m the world’s most emotional dieter. One minute I want to punch everyone in the face and then the next I’m in floods of tears, completely inconsolable. This better be worth it.

All I’m going to do today is sit in a beer garden, chillaxing. Although no alcohol for me with these antibiotics!

All I’m going to do today is sit in a beer garden, chillaxing. Although no alcohol for me with these antibiotics!

And fuck going to work tomorrow morning.